(Sponsored by a football between boobs. Heaven lies beneath the pigskin in the above said picture)
Listen up penis luggages. The draft is rapidly approaching and there are only four people in the league. That is because none of you have paid commish the money. I haven't either but I made this super cool website so I get a pass for the time being. Also I am better at life than all of you, which automatically buys me at least two weeks. I digress. I talked to the woman pictured above and she said you all repulse her but she would consider moving the football if you would pay up. Just saying.
Furthermore, I have heard a lot of comments about posts (specifically G's preview) and such being bandied about by everyone. While it excites me that you dude-skis are into this, I ask that you make some FUCKING comments on the website so we can get the shit talking going. If you want to make an announcement, call a mother fucker out, or just act like an arrogant asshole - simply email it to me and I will post it.
That is all.
-Management.
7 comments:
I'm all payed brother.
Bring on the draft.
Time to whip some ass.
I was at Q's house the other day and saw a guideline list he came up with for the draft.
I'll only reveal 2 things, he's looking to take TE Jay Novachek in the 4th round, and he's eyeing WR Alvin Harper as his late round sleeper.
I have Mo-Skitos all over me...
Can I get in the league please, I promise I will pay... I'm not Carl.
The similarities between Carl and Q are almost unfathomable.
You PAID already.
Speaking of Carl - let's run up his tab in public.
You owe Matt: $180.00 and you owe Steve $70.00. Pay up you deadbeat.
Chris, or Matt, what's Chris' cell #?
I paid Conig.....3 for $50
My cell is 398-6761...
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