It is no secret to those of you that have done fantasy sports with el commish that he seemingly gets the first pick...all...the...time. Coincidence; he would have you believe but now rumors are flying that a bromance between "i am champ" and little bit of luck himself might have been born from their love of male genitalia as far back as 1998.
After doing a little bit of research (see what I did there); it appears the manlovers celebrated the commish's 26th birthday in Long Beach in April of 2009. Also seen in the photograph is fellow league member Eric (team name: TBD). When asked about his association with the cute couple, Eric denied comment.
Champ's constant spot atop the draft board has irked fellow league members so much so that threats of throwing in the towel prior to the draft have been made. Steve "Eat Me Express " Q was asked about the drafting duo of Champ and luck and his reply was stern: "If he gets footballs (sic) I want my money back." Mike G (team name: TBD) echoed the Express' sentiments: "If he gets it again, I'm going to super kick him HBK style."
It is clear that league-wide rage has already set in despite the fact that we are still over two weeks away from the draft. This is certainly something we here at the blog will keep an eye on as draft day approaches.
In other news the commish has insisted on keeping the generic moniker that he gave himself after a series of fantasy victories. When pressed to change the handle to something new he responded: "But I.....am champ."
I wonder how little bit of luck feels about Champ corn holing all the glory...
4 comments:
I'm pretty sure I had the 7th overall pick in baseball this season and traded that player away, so that I don't have a player drafted in the top 10 picks. That hasn't stopped me from being in 1st all season, so it doesn't appear to matter. Grow up, all of you.
be that as it may, you cannot deny that you get the number 1 pick an inordinent amount of the time. That sir, is a story. A story that deserves some investigation. The people need to know if something fishy is going on.
Moreover, I also notice that there is no denial of your intimate goings on with little bit of luck up there. Silent admission, maybe?
I've played take five lotto(tickets were given to me), and I've lost every time, so that theory is out the window.
You queer....sleepin with a queer midget just so you could get AP!!!
Well little did you know that Little Bit of Luck has Swine Flu!!!!
-Sincerely,
Donald Ham
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