I decided that at the beginning-middle of each week I am going to ask for a quick statement from everyone about their upcoming opponent in an effort to jump start the hatred and smack talk:
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RIC v. RALPH
Ralph - No comment...this team needs to focus on execution and just making plays. Can't worry about the numbers on the backs of the jerseys on the other side of the ball.
Ric - It doesn't even matter [who I am playing] I got the best team in the league. I'm going to beat said team down. Ralph, Dick, Bobby, Tom...it doesn't matter.
(how fucking noble of you Ralph. Way to step up and be a man. Keep your pansy shit for your other football leagues. Take your panties off for this one, choir boy.)
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Q v. CHRIS
Q - Me: any messages for your opponent this week? Q: Yeah. Thanks for pushing me into second place.
Chris - He is running into a hot team. Both on the field and off. He is screwed.
(That is what I'm fucking talking about)
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CONIG v. G
Conig - suck a dick, no homo.
G - I will be sending that Mexican back across the border in a body bag. Fack Steve...Fack his dumb team...fack his dumb face...fack MEXICO.
(who didn't see that coming.)
Update: Seemingly taking offense to my little add on there; G issued a further statement directed at yours truly: You know what you won't see coming...my fucking roundhouse across your stupid face when I walk in the door tonight you son of a bitch.
(At least he stopped spelling fuck - "fack" - right? right?)
1 comments:
Oh you don't like FACK...well FACK YOU YOU SILLY FUCK...I'm awesome!!!!!!! never forget that you inferior shithead!!!! FUCK THIS WHOLE LEAGUE I AM THE MUTHAFUCKING KING OF THE WORLD!!!!
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