Monday, September 7, 2009

live blogging the draft

5:20 pm - Returned from a bbq to Conig, Q, G, Ric and Chris stuffing their faces and trading jabs

5:43 pm - Ric just stole G and Chris' draft sheets and ran into his room. G followed in pursuit but not before farting in Q's face. Draft day folks.

5:45 pm - Q is dancing and trying to find a place to sit. He is fighting with Conig.

5:46 pm - Q claims that Conig is extra dirty and states that he will finish last. Newbie is 99% excited, 1% scared.
Something tells me that he will have a big year.

5:48 pm - Ric has to shit...G looks calm, Chris is emailing, Conig actually is shitting and Q looks like he just sharted.

5:49 pm - Ric has gone on record as saying that if G continues to play with that his I-phone he's going to punch his "fucking face"
Ric just whipped his ass with Q's Jason Witten jersey and Q has attempted to regain control of the worthless jersey.

5:51 pm - Special Guest Nick Werbeck has arrived. Truly a historic draft day.

2 comments:

angry_Mets_fan said...

I have received money from all participants except for one.....the guy with 2 jobs who lives at home, yet claims has no money

Nips said...

Very successful draft... It started with premios, dogs and bubbas...and ended with a lovely stroll to Ralphs....a truly delicious day... The draft was good too.

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