(Week 1's Matchup of the week is sponsored by female gang tackles leading to boob grabs.)
Picking the Matchup.
Picking this week's "Matchup of the Week" is probably as easy as it is going to get. Since the Marlow based league started in 2007, these two teams have met in the Superbowl every year laying the groundwork for the fiercest rivalry that this league has ever seen.
History
In 2007's championship game Eric aka Q's NARB (then:The Brady Bunch) defeated Conig aka iamchamp (then: Theta) 387-349 to take home the chip. Focused on avenging his loss, Conig (then: Whattanigger) returned the favor in 2008 when he defeated Eric (then:The Champ is Here) 227-226 in what has been ruled a chip for the ages.
The rich history of these two juggernauts does not stop in the fantasy playoffs. When facing each other head to head since 2007, they both own a record of two wins/two losses with Conig holding a slight overall scoring lead (1051-986). If history has told us anything, it is that this is going to be a bloodbath to kick of the 2009 campaign.
Interviewing the players:
On starting the season against each other.
Eric (Q's NARB): "I think it's great for the fans that the two best teams the previous two seasons go at it. Let's face it, me playing Q in week one wouldn't really let the people know that the season is starting.
Conig (iamchamp): "Well traditionally in football the defending championship game participants start the NFL season so I think it makes sense...you know?"
Message for opponent
Eric (Q's NARB): "Message is simple: I'm going to win. If not, he cheated."
Conig (iamchamp): "Do I have a message for Eric? No I don't. It's way too early to start talking about my team as if I even know what the hell they are going to do. We have to get out there and see what we have first."
Predictions
YAHOO!: iamchamp over Q's NARB 208-205.
fishsticks: "Q's NARB because Brady is playing Buffalo."
T.O. for president: "I think pigger is gonna get run over by Big Rig...little bit of luck is about to run out!"
G's Mud Butt: "Who cares. It's homo v. homo. We know a homo is going to win."
The Newbie: "I think we see Rick pull off the upset here. I don't know that Steve is going to get enough out of Torry Holt and Beanie Wells to pull this one out."
MANSWEATERS: refused comment
Buff Bagwell's Haircut: "Ric will take down iam a-hole. The combo of the Heart Throb Tom "yeah he bangs Giesele" Brady and MJD will wreck havoc...scoring many a points for Q's NARB. I AM "SAM" doesn't stand a chance."
So will Eric's reunited love affair with Tom Brady spark another championship run or will Conig's union with former Eric farmhand Aaron Rodgers be enough to set the tone in iamchamps favor? Buckle up folks, this might be the matchup of the season.
4 comments:
So everyone picks Ric to win because he has Brady, yet everyone passed on selecting Brady when they had the opportunity. You are all cowards.
Untrue...my reasoning was that Brady is playing the Bills. The X-factor there would be Dick's boys, not solely Tom Brady...also Q called you a homo, Carl refused comment, and newbie nips talked about Holt and Wells...finally ralph said nothing about Brady...sooo ultimately you are calling me and G cowards? Although like I said I didn't say Brady was the sole reason...so really you are just calling G a coward?
please clarify
G is a coward. There. Did I have to spell it out for you?
you both are
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