(Sponsored by a football between boobs. Heaven lies beneath the pigskin in the above said picture)
Listen up penis luggages. The draft is rapidly approaching and there are only four people in the league. That is because none of you have paid commish the money. I haven't either but I made this super cool website so I get a pass for the time being. Also I am better at life than all of you, which automatically buys me at least two weeks. I digress. I talked to the woman pictured above and she said you all repulse her but she would consider moving the football if you would pay up. Just saying.
Furthermore, I have heard a lot of comments about posts (specifically G's preview) and such being bandied about by everyone. While it excites me that you dude-skis are into this, I ask that you make some FUCKING comments on the website so we can get the shit talking going. If you want to make an announcement, call a mother fucker out, or just act like an arrogant asshole - simply email it to me and I will post it.
That is all.
-Management.
